Track by Track: Glitoris on their debut Album The Policy

Defiant, sweary and packed to the gills with great big fuck-off rock hooks, Australian glam punk quartet Glitoris‘ debut LP The Policy has been on heavy rotation here at Joyzine HQ of late (which might explain why we’ve not got much work done recently – apologies all other bands) and its lead single made our favourites of 2018 list.

Offering both scathing assaults on the establishment and a joyous call to arms, Glitoris are among the growing set of bands railing against the system, and The Policy adds another loud, angry, coherent voice to the cause.

We asked Keven 007, Tony, Malcolm and Andrew to talk us through the album, and you can listen along on the streaming link below.


The opening track sums us up: it’s fast and furious and political and punk. Tony roars through this one calling out sexist double standards in society. It’s also a homage to the Suffragettes and all the women who’ve fought for women’s rights. The breakdown is a massive diversion and was written in the studio. It was inspired by cinema and Ennio Morricone. Andrew busts out some Dave Gilmour inspired noodling for good measure.

The Policy

This is the Glitoris anthem. The Glitoris Policy. It’s a massive, symphonic rock epic with a string section, all about how women have to work ten times as hard as men to be considered equal. We bust out our four-part harmonies and massive guitars on this one. We wanted it to sound a bit like Rammstein. We met Tim Wickham and Alex Voorhoeve from the Canberra Symphony Orchestra at the New Zealand Fringe festival and they performed with us for a couple of nights. It sounded so good we went back into the studio and recorded the strings.

Licks & Politics

This is another anthem – a bombastic, Queen / Joan Jett inspired track about not giving a fuck what anyone thinks of you and just being who you want to be. There’s also some Canberra pride in there too because we’re always mistaken for a Melbourne or Sydney band. The rhythm is made up of a lot of found sounds that Andrew and Tony recorded at Jay’s studio in Marrickville. There’s not much actual drums – it’s a door slamming and a broom brushing and the snare is actually a shopping trolley!

The Executioner

This is about Western political apathy and how most of us are too busy consuming and drinking soy lattes to be bothered about human rights crises in the world. We’re in 2018 and people are still being executed. This is a classic Glitoris short-and-sweet punk belter but it juxtaposes hard facts about executions with a doo-wop chorus because that’s the reality of our apathy – no-one wants to hear about human rights crises, they want to put their fingers in the ears and go ‘la la la la la’.

Spit Hood

This is a hard-hitting track about a really important Australian issue. It’s about the shocking over-representation of Aboriginal youth in the criminal “justice” system and police brutality. In 2017 a shocking documentary called ‘Australia’s Shame’ was aired on Australian TV and it showed horrific child abuse by detention officers in the Don Dale Detention Centre, Northern Territory. It was horrifying but it also dropped out of the public consciousness and there’s still been no accountability. Musically it’s inspired by Anarcho-punk and hardcore – Crass and Big Black. Malcolm and Andrew scream the vocals and play this really funky Rage Against the Machine-style break while Tony’s drums just rooooaaaaar!

My Fucking Car

Our ode to ourselves and road rage and how the patriarchy are trying to keep us down. Three quite different topics brought together in a meltdown of clown metal and absurdity. Our mix engineer, Clem Bennett, thought the chorus vocals were rubber chicken samples. He was like ‘are you sure about this?’ And we were like ‘we’re more certain about this than any other track on this record.’ It’s pure Glitoris and a Gliterati favourite.

Dippin’ My Wick

The story of a machiavellian anti-hero who roams the land searching for sweethearts to bless with his divine nectar. It’s about entitlement and there’s a subtext about how it’s still fine and even heroic for men to be promiscuous, but for women…? Keven 007’s vocals are a highlight on this one – soaring and epic. It’s a live favourite too. Malcolm and Tony like to get down and grind out the rhythm. We love singing the four-part harmonies and Andrew plays an epic guitar solo, which sounds like an ejaculation.

Cock Rock

This is a band favourite ‘cos it’s got it all: huge cock rock guitar riffs, a journey into space and a drum solo the velocity of the entire universe. It’s about our quest to destroy space junk. We dedicate this track to the Canberra Deep Space Communication Centre with a rap by Keven 007 in the style of Columbia from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. This one was a really fun one to write and record and Clem put all these spacey sounds on it in the mix!

Place For Me

Set against a classic Oz-rock backbeat and guitars, this one was written about the appalling treatment of refugees on Nauru. It’s got a really tense, slow-burn intro and Tony sings this one as a call-to-arms. We worked on this one a lot at writing stage and it came together in the studio really well. The breakdown is really moody, but punchy and political. It was inspired by Midnight Oil and early U2.

Sex Video

Exactly the thing you don’t want to know about your Mum. This is a really, really, unfortunate story. It’s also a classic Glitoris punk rock number with garage-y guitars and gang vocals. The song is just over a minute, which is probably for the best. We didn’t want to dwell on it.

Theme From Glitoris

Lose yourself and dive into the depths of that glittering undertow, the one, the only, big….’O’. This is a live favourite and always goes down well. It’s all about Keven 007’s glorious, smouldering vocals that seduce the listener before breaking out into a trashy punk belter. It then comes back for more sultriness with a four-part harmony break and Andrew’s guitar solo. It’s our theme song.

What A Cunt

This is the sound of Glitoris raging against the system. It’s a clown metal, circus style track with full-on rants from Tony and Andrew. One verse is blank so if you’re listening and angry about something, you can rant in the break! Who knows what happened to Keven 007 in the final verse, but she’s obviously quite upset.

Slut Power

A dark, epic anthem. This is the song we usually finish our set with at shows – with a raised fist. It is the sound of female existential crisis. Each verse deals with a different issue – workplace bullying, body image/shaming and violence – all of which can be horrific and destructive and even fatal in the extreme. It resonates because most women can relate to it. Andrew belts this one and it just slowly builds into this raging sludge metal finale.

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